Quiz: Which ‘Seinfeld’ character am I?

Second it measured how much Kavorka you have. Technically Kavorka is the Latvian word for “the lure of the animal.” According to Seinfeld at least. In my test it measured your ability to lure men or women and to a lesser degree how social you are.

Third it measured how sarcastic/cynical you are. Some characters like Jerry are very sarcastic while the Soup Nazi is much less so. It can be difficult to accurately measure sarcasm in a written test.

You scored low in harshness, medium in Kavorka, and low in sarcasm. In other words you are a pretty normal friendly person. You aren’t mean to others, and you have a cheery attitude. You also have a tad of Kavorka in you. You can’t get anybody you want, but you do have some appeal.

I bet you are thinking, why Susan? Well both of you are nice people. And hey, there aren’t a lot of nice people in Seinfeld. You are pretty straightforward and sarcasm is probably not your thing. You probably actually have a little bit more Kavorka than Susan, but she was able to reel in both men and women.

Well there ya go. You may not wish to date bald men (or men at all), and the odds are slim that you will meet your end by licking envelopes, but other then that…you are Susan.