I heart … Texts from Last Night

Texts from Last Night may be the best Web site ever.  It’s awesome.

Dear Michelle,

I have you to thank for this.  You rule!

Sincerely,

Darrell

You have to love a Web site that lets you punish your friends — anonymously — by posting the embarrassing text he/she sent you.  Good times!  Here’s a sampling….

* (734): i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

* (724): If the pens lose tonight I’m gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
(724): Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.

* (314): I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.

* (334): The only thing I’ve had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.

* (781): i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
(617): but fathers day is next sunday
(781): i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet

* (631): all I know is if I don’t watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.

* (313): That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer’s Eve