My New Song: “O Vanilla Bean”
Yesterday, Jess and I were at the Biggby between Saginaw and Grand River in Lansing, and I ordered my traditional Vanilla Bean latte. I was chatting with Abby, the barista, while she was making my drink, and I asked her if this would be the best latte I had ever had. She said it would be, and that it would be so good that I should write a song for it. Abby, here’s your song, to the tune of “O Tannenbaum”:
Vanilla Bean, O, Vanilla Bean,
I truly love your flavor.
Vanilla Bean, O, Vanilla Bean,
Your every drop I savor.
Abby made you piping hot;
I should have got an extra shot.
Vanilla Bean, O, Vanilla Bean,
I am your greatest craver.
Given that “Abby” could be replaced easily with “Biggby,” I’m sure I’ll be getting a call from their corporate offices soon to license the song. I mean, who wouldn’t want to use … brilliance? … like this. #sarcasm
