TecHaiku for a Bad PowerPoint Template

In an e-mail today, I received a copy of a PowerPoint template that I thought was lacking. My first thought was to channel my inner Joey Styles. Later, though, I opted for a little haiku.

Very bad template.
Too much orange on the screen.
Big PowerPoint fail.

I did look up ‘orange’ in the dictionary, and most pronunciations give it two syllables, so I’m going with it. Also, rather than just calling this haiku, I think it deserves its own label.

Henceforth, all tech-related haiku from me will be TecHaiku.

So let it be written; so shall it be done.